Total Medals Earned: 376 (From 73 different games.) Total Medal Score: 7,050 Points
Medals Earned: 2/6 (75/300 points)
Start the game
Find the hammer
Hit some poop with the hammer
Hit a dead person with the hammer
Exterminate four ants
Kill Peter The Ant (That's the end of the game)
Medals Earned: 6/7 (235/260 points)
Well aren't you a fucking hero?!
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 3/6 (30/100 points)
Elected as President.
You've created an enemy.
The Pistol Party disappeared.
The voters loved all your answers for an entire debate.
It's a competitive bid, the presidency.
The Blade Party is imprisoned.
Medals Earned: 3/4 (175/200 points)
Get A Job At Pizzio's Pizza!
Deliver Your First Pizza!
Complete The Game!
Check Out The Credits!
Medals Earned: 6/6 (215/215 points)
Complete 4 levels.
Complete 8 levels.
Complete 12 levels.
Complete 16 levels.
Complete 20 levels.
Complete 24 levels.
Medals Earned: 1/6 (5/215 points)
Medals Earned: 1/5 (5/190 points)
Medals Earned: 25/25 (250/250 points)
KILL Levi Ramirez
KILL plufmot
KILL Stepford
KILL EpicJohn11
KILL Jack
KILL Zizou
KILL conundrym
KILL Connor Grail
KILL nokoi
KILL SomeApe
KILL Droid
KILL heyopc
KILL MigMoog
KILL poptaffy
KILL ayekerik
KILL Carter Sterling
KILL Andyl4nd
KILL meulinex
KILL SlickRamen
KILL Tom Fulp
KILL VoicesByCorey
KILL Shal
KILL Xinxinix
KILL PsychoGoldfish
KILL Will
Medals Earned: 1/5 (10/190 points)
Have 4 eggs in the air at the same time
lay 300 eggs during a playthrough
Lay less than 200 eggs during a playthrough
Beat the game in under 5 minutes
Provide eggs where needed
Medals Earned: 5/14 (30/500 points)
defeat 5 enemies in one game
defeat 50 enemies in one game
defeat 100 enemies in one game
kick a downed bandit six times
recruit one hitchhiker
get spiky
maximum energy
recruit four hitchhikers
fully upgrade your damage
defeat 500 enemies in one game
reach level 20
get the best score in the post-max level pachinko game
reach 500 points without taking damage from a mine
reach level 20 by only selecting the left upgrade